R RATED: A Sultry Birthday Party

11:50am... exactly 10 minutes before lunch break, the office door burst open with excited chatter followed by screams of "surprise!!!", "happy birthdaaaaay!!!" and loads of laughter and shrieks as the girls literally tumbled into our workspace carrying trays of various kinds of sweet smelling small chops and finger food, cupcakes, disposable cups and plates, gifts wrapped in colourful paper, balloons twisted in all sorts of shapes and 2 gigantic and beautiful looking cakes. 

Well, it definitely wasn't my birthday. It was Gbemi's birthday.

Alas, her boyfriend in collaboration with some of her friends and our colleagues had planned this out quite perfectly without her knowledge.

So, let me tell you a bit about US... myself and 3 other people share the office that's our workspace. Gbemi; light skinned, slim chic with jiggly butt, bouncy C cup tits, elegant long legs with blonde low cut hair; Tolani; the big head, privileged mulatto, Plymouth university graduate who's uncle is a director of the firm, drives a 2018 Toyota Camry and has most of the female staff attention (yuk!...nonesense boy), then there's Cassandra who always disappears for about an hour with one of the interns every night she's working overtime...6feet tall, busty, loud, friendly and works abi sleeps over in the office at least 5 nights of the week otherwise, always on the phone chatting, taking pictures and posting on social media or screaming at one uber driver or the other hehehe😂. Then of course there's me, that guy who would chill in the shadows of everything observing everybody, chooking the gyals with my jokes and hoping that they will love me one day but na so all of them de call me bad boy up and down...call me Rex with my usually scattered afro (because i'm always hiding behind my laptop screen writing copies for different brands na...the thinking de scatter hair), stubly beard and the flame spitting dragon tattoo that goes from my neck to my back that all the girls in the office want to see... (at least I take that one pass Tolani 100%😎).

Right now, we had like 10 people in our office...crammed full! 2 of her friends had come in with the goodies helped abi accompanied by some of our colleagues...people were coming in and out...so we go flex lunch break today be this o!

Honestly, I think there's something not right with girls sha...instead of opening the goodies for us to chop, they've been here pouting at their phone cameras taking pictures and making videos and dancing to music from Gbemi's laptop workstation. Of course it was all fun until the door swung open one more time and it was oga GM... "ah! I see you folks are having fun...but it's past lunchbreak now." Pointing at Tolani, "Oyinbo, have you wrapped up your slides for the presentation? You're up at 2:30pm you know and we have to run through what you have before the clients arrive...o' boy you should get on it pronto..." After scanning through the room of people who have fallen into awkward silence including her boob popping friends and shaking his head...he stops at Gbemi and goes, "aunty celebrant, this party has to wait o. So you don't call me bad belle, I can stop work at 4pm today and lease you the building for the rest of the evening...hoping that you will allow those who wish to stay overnight to complete their tasks some sanity to work...and while you're at it, you better send some of that turkey i'm seeing upstairs.." with laughter rending the air, he shuts the door and leaves...

Like magic, Gbemi gets on her phone to tell her boyfriend something has come up and she will be working overtime today of all days her birthday, cussing out on her wicked boss for insisting she finish a job before deadline... (I shock!!!😨). Right after that phone call, she and her friends get into a chatter over who and who they should invite for the party (for awa office fah!!!) and whatsapp messages begin to fly out of their phones...suddenly it seems the whole atmosphere of this party idea has changed into something rather tasty.

Like play like play...there's gonna be a full blown party in this office this night...

...to be continued...

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